I fucking hate mowing the lawn. It pisses me off every single time
Breaking Mainstream
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Shit. I’m going to be a senior soon. Head of the high school. The one the underclass and Juniors will look up to. The year I choose a college and accept it. The year I prepare for the real world. The year I begin to let go everything I’ve grown up in and eventually depart from my old life. Senior year’s coming and I don’t know if I’m ready for it. I don’t know if I really ready to grow up.
Moderately Offensive “Yo Mama” Jokes
Yo mama’s so poor she works 12 hours a day to make more money
Yo mama’s breath smells so bad she uses mouthwash daily
Yo mama’s so ugly she uses make-up to make herself look presentable
Yo mama’s so fat she goes to the gym to lose weight
Yo mama’s so stupid she goes to school to further her education
Yo mama’s so hairy she goes to a spa to get it waxed off
Kids are the stem cells of the organism known as society. From the day they are born they can become anything: a doctor, a scientist, a janitor, a lawyer, a cashier. It’s how society looks upon the children that determines their specialization whether, we acknowledge it or not.
Crime
He looked at me and cocked his head
Only his eyes could tell what he said
A past of hate, lost love and despair
A future so stagnant it will be going nowhere
Although it was over he did not understand
Why the metal cuffs imprisoned his hands
And it was then and there that I realized
it true
There was nothing else for him to
do
About Breaking Mainstream
Hey, my name's Ricky. This might be one of the most random blogs you will ever look at because I'm like that. Random people are the best. I don't like mainstream stuff because I think it's pretty much all crap, so enjoy this underground, hipster blog!
